"The monkey is the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? ... So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity.' And you know the monkey’s just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' And then there's a big coup in the zoo."
Oz. Ep: What's My Line? Part 2